A widow three times.

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The judge questioned the woman:

- The record says your first husband died ten years ago. How?

- He ate some poisonous mushrooms, she answered.

- Then, your second husband died five years ago. How?

- He ate some poisonous mushrooms, she answered.

- So, why did you shoot your third husband dead?

- He wouldn't eat the darned mushrooms, she answered.
 
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