Just asking for trouble.

[ProfessorWes]

Words fail.

 

[blume357]

Lord, that is going to be one funny list....

 

[the_leper_colony]

Lord, that is going to be one funny list....

Yeah, the results are probably predictable (& likely offensive to many folks). "Buddy McButtface" will be the least of their worries:

Boaty McBoatface - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"...Observers of contemporary culture coined the term 'McBoatfacing,' defined as 'making the critical mistake of letting the internet decide things'... "

 

[coach]

There's a devise in Baltimore harbor that picks up trash floating down river they called Mr Trashwheel. As I recall they had a contest to name it. Too bad Trashy McTrashface didn't win.

 

[6GUNSONLY]

Colon Oscopy.

 

[Ride1949]

Deep Probe 1

 

[fiasconva]

What's Latin for "Grab your ankles." ?

 

[Mike J]

They could call it Suppository.

 

[Watertender]

Bunghole One! Part of the Biden Fleet....

 

[Paul B]

I'm keeping my big mouth shut on this one.
Paul B.

 

[Aqualung]

What's the worst that could happen?

"Naaah, It'll be foin." (for you Critical Drinker fans)

 

[WendyZXZ]

Anal Explorer sound like it would be fun to hear broadcast about on the news!

 

[nvbirdman]

Chocolate.

 

[eveled]

Just Relax.

 

[Rat76]

What's Latin for "Grab your ankles." ?

Capto talos

Doesn't have much of a zing to it.

 

[Snake45]

At last, something worthy of naming after our "president": Biden Intruder.

And then, forever after, he can be known as "Uranus Joe."

 

[ProfessorWes]

The website where I found this suggested Cologuard should buy a sponsorship . . .

 

[mike4570]

BOHICA 1

 

[fiasconva]

But rat76, it could have quite a bit of zing. "What does Capto talos mean? OMG!"

 

[Fox Mike]

UP (Uranus probe)