How to humanly off a lobster - Do they jump into the pot?🤔😉

[hpman66]

A Chef in Maine Is Literally Hotboxing Lobsters So They Die a Happier Death

The many miracles of marijuana.

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[contender]

It's amazing how far some people will go in this day & age.

 

[nekvermont]

Oh sure, induce paranoia and the munchies in the lobster, then throw it in boiling water.

 

[Dan in MI]

Oh sure, induce paranoia and the munchies in the lobster, then throw it in boiling water.

If only you could get them to eat butter, then we wouldn't have to do anything.

 

[MaxMan]

How do they know it has the same effect on lobsters?

 

[nvbirdman]

"Hey warden, can I smoke a bowl before I go to the gas chamber?"

 

[BearBiologist]

As a biologist, I know pain perception varies in different species and even at differed ages and between individuals in humans. Lobsters will self-amputate a limb if injured, & completely molt their exo-skeleton. The "scream" is simply stem escaping from their joints.

 

[OMCHamlin]

"Hey warden, can I smoke a bowl before I go to the gas chamber?"

Okay warden, you have 100 volunteers blowing hashish shotguns into the gas chamber, how long before the prisoner:
A. Displays Chinese Eyes?
B. Cries out for a bag of Doritos?
C. Like, totally, peacefully succumbs, man…?

 

[Ride1949]

Methinks the chef may have hit the bong one time too many.

 

[BearBiologist]

Yesterday, I was working on some dioramas and I was listening to YouTube:

House Of The Rising Sun | Best Playlist Blues Music Of All Time Relaxing Blues Music

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Had an overwhelming urge to put on my shades and toke up a joint (Except for once, it's been the early to mid 1970s for that crap!)

 

[Watertender]

Now both the cost and the lobster are high!

 

[BULL'S-EYE]

 

[OMCHamlin]

Now both the cost and the lobster are high!

Could you cop a secondary "buzz", depending on how soon after "smoking the lobster", you chowed down on Mr. Lobster? Asking for a friend…

 

[BearBiologist]

Well, box turtles have been known to feed on "magic mushrooms" and have an effect if not properly cooked. Poison dart/arrow frogs get their poison from eating fire ants and concentrating the venom (bioaccumulation).

We could not dart a bear during my thesis study withing 3 months of hunting season because of possible opioid effects if somebody ate the meat (Properly cooking to avoid trichinosis SHOULD have denatured the venom! drug!

 

[Kevin]

I agree! I thought you had to hypnotize the lobster first. But I don't eat lobster often, if at all.

 

[Woodtroll]

We could not dart a bear during my thesis study withing 3 months of hunting season because of possible opioid effects if somebody ate the meat (Properly cooking to avoid trichinosis SHOULD have denatured the venom!

I'm confused, what "venom" are you referring to?

 

[BearBiologist]

I'm confused, what "venom" are you referring to?

Misspoke= I should have said "drug"! I corrected it!

 

[gunzo]

Hmmm, eat a lobster, getting full & a good buzz, explains the price of lobster these days.

 

[arfmel]

"I've never eaten a bug that big before."

 

[s4s4u]

It is a sea roach, you gotta be kidding me...