What we think we look like.....

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All of us gun guys have a self-image of who we are. Below is how we see ourselves, and further below is how we really look LOL 🤣 😆 (before and after?) Almost a D-cup....😆

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More than once I have stumbled, still half asleep, into my bathroom and then was jolted awake by seeing some old, fat, white haired man in the mirror and wondering how the hell he got into my bathroom! Then I go through the mental exercise of first saying to myself "I really need to cut down on those carbs and lose about 40 pounds", before remembering that one of the few pleasures left in life for me is eating those delicious cinnamon rolls, bakery cookies, chocolate muffins, etc. and deciding that being old and fat is not the worst thing than can happen. You can be thin and dead too.
 
In reality, I did sort of resemble the first picture until about 10 years ago. Had to have suits fitted and shirts had to be a full size larger. During my younger years I weighed around 155-165# was 5'9" and could lift 300# and walk away with it. Tossing 50-60# bales over head high 1000 times a day will do that. Unfortunately, it also destroys joints and makes life miserable later. I'm still 5'9" and weigh 160-165# but can barely lift 50# w/o hurting. :(
 
Not the best picture. The chimpanzee was too hung over to hold the camera level. We were returning from a weekend in Vegas.

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