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Buckeye
OK , a tattoo joke.
There. Was a young woman that was a huge Burt Reynolds fan.
She went to a tattoo parlor and had Burt's face tattooed on the inside of her thigh.
When the artist was done the woman was furious. She said it didn't look at all like Burt and refused to pay. The artist said he'd do it again on her other thigh. The woman agreed. Once again he was finished the woman became irate and refused to pay. The artist said he had a lot of time in 2 tattoos and wanted paid. After much discussion they agreed to get an impartial opinion. If the opinion was it looked like Burt the woman would pay for 2 tattoos, if not she owed nothing. They stepped outside and nabbed a drunk walking by. They brought him inside, the woman spread her thighs to show him the tattoos and asked him if they looked like Burt Reynolds. The drunk answered, "I don't know about Burt Reynolds but the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson."
There. Was a young woman that was a huge Burt Reynolds fan.
She went to a tattoo parlor and had Burt's face tattooed on the inside of her thigh.
When the artist was done the woman was furious. She said it didn't look at all like Burt and refused to pay. The artist said he'd do it again on her other thigh. The woman agreed. Once again he was finished the woman became irate and refused to pay. The artist said he had a lot of time in 2 tattoos and wanted paid. After much discussion they agreed to get an impartial opinion. If the opinion was it looked like Burt the woman would pay for 2 tattoos, if not she owed nothing. They stepped outside and nabbed a drunk walking by. They brought him inside, the woman spread her thighs to show him the tattoos and asked him if they looked like Burt Reynolds. The drunk answered, "I don't know about Burt Reynolds but the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson."
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