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OK , a tattoo joke.
There. Was a young woman that was a huge Burt Reynolds fan.
She went to a tattoo parlor and had Burt's face tattooed on the inside of her thigh.
When the artist was done the woman was furious. She said it didn't look at all like Burt and refused to pay. The artist said he'd do it again on her other thigh. The woman agreed. Once again he was finished the woman became irate and refused to pay. The artist said he had a lot of time in 2 tattoos and wanted paid. After much discussion they agreed to get an impartial opinion. If the opinion was it looked like Burt the woman would pay for 2 tattoos, if not she owed nothing. They stepped outside and nabbed a drunk walking by. They brought him inside, the woman spread her thighs to show him the tattoos and asked him if they looked like Burt Reynolds. The drunk answered, "I don't know about Burt Reynolds but the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson."
 
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OK , a tattoo joke.
There. Was a young woman that was a huge Burt Reynolds fan.
She went to a tattoo parlor and had Burt's face tattooed on the inside of her thigh.
When the artist was done the woman was furious. She said it didn't look at all like Burt and refused to pay. The artist said he'd do it again on her other thigh. The woman agreed. Once again he was finished the woman became irate and refused to pay. The artist said he had a lot of time in 2 tattoos and wanted paid. After much discussion they agreed to get an impartial opinion. If the opinion was it looked like Burt the woman would pay for 2 tattoos, if not she owed nothing. They stepped outside and nabbed a drunk walking by. They brought him inside, the woman spread her thighs to show him the tattoos and asked him if they looked like Burt Reynolds. The drunk answered, "I don't know about Burt Reynolds but the one in the middle looks exactly like Willie Nelson."
I HAD HEARD THAT ONE..... and LMAO every time someone brings it around again.
MANY THANKS ACORN

J.
 
We'll have to wait and see. The fading and blurring is the result of the immune system attacking foreign matter in the body.
We don't have to wait, time has passed and by my observation the newer ones circa 1980's and newer look better now than the ones from the 70's that were only 10 years old.
 
Dad said dont let it get sunburnt, and it wont spread or fade. Never got one, but my brother has a few.
Sometime back there was a defendant named allguire (?) who showed up at the trial demanding makeup to cover his numerous-and-extensive facial tatties, because he wanted the witness to identify HIM, not his tatts. One of the bailiffs offerred to cover his face with her lipstick...
 
I knew a guy who had a tat that was of a serpent crawling off his chest to devour his head.

When I asked him about his tats he said he got them to tell people to not f'k with him.

It's a weird culture.
Be Thankful for people like this --> face tattoos are an indication of psychopathy!
They Are telling you not deal with them unless you do actually know (and are experienced in) how to deal with them.
Psychopaths want to kill you.
 
My thought has always been, "What if I don't like that ten years from now?"
Same thing I think when a customer has to have that new car and its loan ... painted weird green, ugly brown, primer grey with clear coat ... orange? Yeah, looks cool now. Will it when the loan is paid off in 84 months?
 
Same thing I think when a customer has to have that new car and its loan ... painted weird green, ugly brown, primer grey with clear coat ... orange? Yeah, looks cool now. Will it when the loan is paid off in 84 months?
They will probably sell or trade it & move on to something else before then. A guy at work came up to me one day & told me that he & his wife had just traded. He was very proud that the dealer was going to pay off their trade-ins & they weren't going to have to give more money for that.
 
Just so you can sleep at night and end the doubting....he's been in other stuff after and no the "ink" isn't real it was fake for the movie.......now excuse me I have a video meeting with Captain Obvious..... :ROFLMAO:
The outtakes they run during the credits are hysterical. The tattooed dipstick saying all of the variations of "stupid" made me laugh.
 

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