Two cowboys in a bar in Cross Plains, Texas

[FastEd]

Well, Billy Joe, did I tell you about that new place over in Fort Worth?

Well, Jim Bob, don't reckon you did.

They wuz all in a partying mood but I thought the beer mugs were a little skimpy.

You know, I thought I had seen everthang, but you wouldn't believe how this one gal
kept polishing this big brass pole they had...

 

[Colonialgirl]

And not only THAT, But they also had buildings that was four stories high too !!

 

[cadillo]

And not only THAT, But they also had buildings that was four stories high too !!

I doubt that the boys will ever notice that once they locate that brass pole.

 

[Paul B]

Meanwhile, back at the Bada Bing...............
Paul B.

 

[mohavesam]

Hilarious!!!!!
.
.
.at least I'm sure it was when you thought of it?

 

[Chuckbuster II]

Well, Billy Joe, did I tell you about that new place over in Fort Worth?

Well, Jim Bob, don't reckon you did.

They wuz all in a partying mood but I thought the beer mugs were a little skimpy.

You know, I thought I had seen everthang, but you wouldn't believe how this one gal
kept polishing this big brass pole they had...

Sounds like one of them Strumpets to me...

 

[Wyandot Jim]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She was just one of the first Lady Fire Fighters.
She had to do a little practice with the sliding down the pole thing

 

[FastEd]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She was just one of the first Lady Fire Fighters.
She had to do a little practice with the sliding down the pole thing

 

[George Tucker]

Well said FastEd.