The Woman At The Supermarket

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jack

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made passionate love to on the pool table, with 20 of my buddies watching ?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

SAJohn

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What a great example of the warning to put your mind in gear before starting your mouth.
 

Fox Mike

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I can truly appreciate that story since I can actually associate with it. I can see where some "I really don't remember that woman, OMG was I that drunk?" thoughts could occur. My wife, being a now retired teacher, uses that line many times. "He/she was one of my kids."
 

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