I just busted a gut laughing!!!!!!
And us poor old hillbilly NC boys do know a thing or two about trout. (Both wild & stockers.)
Every trip I've ever done west,, when a fishing rod was used,,, I managed to feed whatever sized crowd we had fresh trout.
Heck,, even in New Mexico, on Philmont,,, mid-summer after tons of boys had fished an area called "Fish Camp." I gathered my guys,, told them,, lets get on the trail. When one of them commented on wanting to fish,, I told him,, you can fish here & just fish,, or you can go with me & we'll fish & CATCH trout. Well, about a mile away,, up the creek from all the activity,, I told them,, it's time. Seven guys,,, 22 trout later we packed up & moved onto our camp. After a great dinner,,, we PROPERLY took care of all remains,,, and were settling down for the evening. All of a sudden we got a surprise visit by a camp ranger who warned us about a "bad" bear nearby that had caused some problems a few hours earlier to another group. (It got into their food & packs.) Another group of "city scouts" wanted to stay with us that night as we had a nice fire,, and all. I promptly finished up the evening,, and we never had any bear issues. Nor did we have any problems the other 2 nights we supplemented our freeze-dried dinners with fresh wild trout.
Moral;,,,,,,, Some of us poor old easterners can hang with y'all quite well, and of course all of y'all know I'm only teasing about the dynamite.
I've truly enjoyed this post,,, (and Jim's other one about the fishing.)
I actually get a big kick around here during the trout season opener. On opening day,, you almost have to bring your own rock to stand on. I usually don't get there as early as some folks,, and I promptly wade out into the water to one of my favorite spots. Then when I start,, it almost never fails that I manage to pull one of the big Browns out right from under the noses of everyone. I've been cussed more than once for this. See, almost everyone uses the same baits, corn, worms, crickets, & maybe a few spinners. Well, I've never seen anyone use what I use and it's killer on big brown trout. There's something about dragging in a 3-5 lb 20"+ trout when everyone else is pulling in 10"-15" rainbows,,,,,,,!!!! Done it too many times to count!! Heck,, once I did this,, and as I went to land the big trout,, I leaned over to get him,,, and spotted a nice gold (14K) bracelet in the water. It was a very good day!