Tallbald
Buckeye
Applying ketchup to my scrambled eggs this morning it hit me.
So it's always annoyed me that if I turn an almost empty plastic ketchup bottle with a flip top lid upside down to store in the frig door, unless I'm very quick next time to get it to the table, open and use it, that last of the ketchup blasts out under pressure from the bottle all over my fingers or plate. I pondered on this and decided it must be a perfect example of gas expansion (PV=nRT?) with application of heat. The temp gradient between the frig and the room temp of the kitchen table is apparently plenty enough to cause the air in the bottle above the last few tablespoons of ketchup to expand and turn the ketchup bottle into basically an aerosol spray container. All over my fingers. And shirt.
There should be laws mandating check valves in all plastic ketchup bottles. It's "for the children", and makes as much sense as turning restaurant servers into criminals if they give a patron a straw without a request (a proposed California law---punishment of $1000 and jail time). After all. The pressurized ketchup bottle leads to my use of more napkins than would otherwise be necessary. That creates more paper in the landfill. That MUST lead to global warming somehow.
Additionally, should I decide against risking the ketchup spray and throw out the mostly empty bottle instead, I'm wasting food which cheats third world nations and leads to accusations of first world conspicuous consumption.
I can't win for losing.
Just a thought. Interesting times. Don.
So it's always annoyed me that if I turn an almost empty plastic ketchup bottle with a flip top lid upside down to store in the frig door, unless I'm very quick next time to get it to the table, open and use it, that last of the ketchup blasts out under pressure from the bottle all over my fingers or plate. I pondered on this and decided it must be a perfect example of gas expansion (PV=nRT?) with application of heat. The temp gradient between the frig and the room temp of the kitchen table is apparently plenty enough to cause the air in the bottle above the last few tablespoons of ketchup to expand and turn the ketchup bottle into basically an aerosol spray container. All over my fingers. And shirt.
There should be laws mandating check valves in all plastic ketchup bottles. It's "for the children", and makes as much sense as turning restaurant servers into criminals if they give a patron a straw without a request (a proposed California law---punishment of $1000 and jail time). After all. The pressurized ketchup bottle leads to my use of more napkins than would otherwise be necessary. That creates more paper in the landfill. That MUST lead to global warming somehow.
Additionally, should I decide against risking the ketchup spray and throw out the mostly empty bottle instead, I'm wasting food which cheats third world nations and leads to accusations of first world conspicuous consumption.
I can't win for losing.
Just a thought. Interesting times. Don.