GasGuzzler
Hunter
Instructions on shampoo always got me. If you don't know what to do with shampoo, you likely cannot read the instructions anyway.
Packaged for the stupid
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Just like the warnings on hair dryers and other electric powered items in the bathroom "Do Not Use in the Shower or Bathtub" Gee, wonder how they figured that out???
asteirman
Bearcat
Now I don't feel so bad about the Ruger warnings …
Hertervillian
Saluki
Interesting you should bring up reading directions.
My grandma, retired school teacher, read the directions on a frozen pie. Followed them to a t. Well, removing all packaging did not mean the foil pan as well.
At ~75 yrs old she had never cooked a frozen pie, always making them from scratch. The story was a source of humor for years to come, grandma laughing as loud as anyone.
My grandma, retired school teacher, read the directions on a frozen pie. Followed them to a t. Well, removing all packaging did not mean the foil pan as well.
At ~75 yrs old she had never cooked a frozen pie, always making them from scratch. The story was a source of humor for years to come, grandma laughing as loud as anyone.
I avoid eating or feeding my dog anything made in China.
I thought they were made in eggsMakes ya wonder what else they are making in Wuhan????
Star43
Buckeye
I was born and raised in Mass. Still have family there near the Cape in Wareham. Cape Cod is beautiful. What town on the Cape ? I would say you are probably not from Provincetown. Those from Mass will know what I mean....
wheelgun1958
Buckeye
Brawndo, it's what plants crave
pisgah
Buckeye
Pick your conspiracy on any of the crap that is going on today; but the fact is, what we are now witnessing is the worldwide rise to the supremacy of incompetence. The is NO human organization, none, that is competent; organization the very act of organizing seems to no longer foster efficiency but utter chaos. Government, church, club, HOA -- you name it, screwed-up dumb-as-a-slug incompetent. Competence now survives only in the individual, and those individuals are becoming extinct.
Like gender, one can now be declared competent simply by claiming competence -- in spite of the glaringly obvious gaslighting BS of it all. TS Eliot had it right -- the world ends not with a bang but a whimper.
Like gender, one can now be declared competent simply by claiming competence -- in spite of the glaringly obvious gaslighting BS of it all. TS Eliot had it right -- the world ends not with a bang but a whimper.
crstrode
Single-Sixer
It is actually packaged for the average.
The stupid cannot comprehend multi-syllabic verbiage
Why do you think they only have four legs?
GasGuzzler
Hunter
The chicken legs pic is fake. The font of "back legs" sentence is different and does not wrinkle like the package. MADE IN CHINA was photo-shopped too.
Still funny.
Still funny.
When first married, my new wife cooked a ham dinner for her new MIL. She didn't notice that the ham had an outer AND inner plastic wrapper. Then baked it long enough to kill trichinosis. Did you know burnt plastic can fuse into ham?
She has three degrees, retired educator. We're not together any more and I cook for my self.
She has three degrees, retired educator. We're not together any more and I cook for my self.
GunnyGene
Hawkeye
Not a complete list, but it's a good start.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
― Robert A. Heinlein
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freakindawgen
Single-Sixer
What's a sonnet? Don't think I can write one but the way it sounds I thing I might be able to draw one.Not a complete list, but it's a good start.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
― Robert A. Heinlein
GunnyGene
Hawkeye
What's a sonnet? Don't think I can write one but the way it sounds I thing I might be able to draw one.
A type of 14 line poem, dates back to the 13th century.
I think I could and have probably done it... I despised English Literature classes... is why I dropped out of the third try (after failing the first two) and took a journalism class instead.
I think I can do just about all of that, some of it poorly... I can conn a ship, in fact the hardest class I ever took was celestial navigation.... all I can remember now is after getting three reading off the sextant you spent 30 or more minutes doing the math calculations and if you were lucky you'd be within 6 miles of your location and after all this you then punched the numbers into your programmed calculator and it told you have close you were to being right.
I think I can do just about all of that, some of it poorly... I can conn a ship, in fact the hardest class I ever took was celestial navigation.... all I can remember now is after getting three reading off the sextant you spent 30 or more minutes doing the math calculations and if you were lucky you'd be within 6 miles of your location and after all this you then punched the numbers into your programmed calculator and it told you have close you were to being right.
GunnyGene
Hawkeye
Several years ago I went to the pharmacy and witnessed one of the finest exchanges of stupidity ever.....
A girl came in for a refill of birth control pills. The pharmacist told her that she had only gotten them 3 days ago and that it was a 28 day prescription.... The girl said.... "OH. I thought you took one every time you did it".
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My Neighbor, a liberal has been walking around with a lot of pain. I asked what was wrong and he said he had a bad case of hemorrhoids. I ask if there was any thing the Doctor could do. He said they gave him some medicine, a package of suppositories but they were not working. He said,, in fact for all the good they have done me, I could have just as well have stuck them up my A##.
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