Packaged for the stupid

[steveodtw]

You had me at "pitch manure". When I was 15 I worked a summer on a dude ranch taking care of 17 head of saddle horses. Primary job was Chief Pile It. First lesson learned-Lick finger, Test wind.

I forgot to mention, being only 17 head of horses, spreading equipment consisted of shovel and wheelbarrow!

 

[gnappi]

About pictures of the item inside the container...

I was in Finland on business for several months and NOTHING is in English there with the exception of hotels, bars and the airport. One day I went to a local market looking to get some snacks for my room. So what to you do when you cannot read the box? I did this...

Shake the box and listen for sounds like corn flakes, maybe squeeze it to see if it crunches? Smell it to hopefully get the aroma from the contents?

Well I went through a couple of aisles trying to figure out what to buy and there was a young lady chuckling at me and finally came over and asked in perfect English, "excuse me are you an American" ?

I told her I was and she advised me I was in the FEMININE HYGIENE DEPARTMENT!!!!

I could have died but laughed my butt off. We went on and she helped me pick a variety of snack foods.