Man goes to the dentist...

[Bear Paw Jack]

After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"

"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as thought I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."

"Why chrome?" the man asked.







"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

 

[Tenbore]

Groannnnnnnn.

 

[Pal Val]

Wow!

Now, don´t go buying flowers from monks at the street corner.

"...Only YOU can prevent florist friars!..."

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

One groaner to another!!!

 

[SAJohn]

That was a world class groaner, loved it.

 

[Coop]

Then there was this guy who tried to find out why his very painful gas discharges always went "Honda". He visited many doctors, none could help him. He finally went, upon the recommendation of a Asian bar waitress, to this Asian dentist. The dentist, upon hearing our guy's story, promptly pulled out an offending infected tooth from our guy, immediately eliminating his distress. The guy asked the dentist, "what was the cure/".











The dentist said, "Well, everyone knows, abcess makes the farts go "Honda"

 

[pete44ru]

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Yep - a REAL five star groan, right there !



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