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Hawkeye
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...



Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00

The cannibal called the owner over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Democrats?"

The owner replied, "I have to pass along my labor costs. Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of yugo, it takes all morning."
 

Bob Wright

Hawkeye
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And then there's this:

Two cannibals emerge from the jungle and suddenly are near the airport, with a 737 waiting at the end of the runway.

"What's that?" asks one.

"That's an airplane, 737, I believe," replies the other.

"What are they good for?" askes the first.

"Kind of like lobster," the more knowledgable replies, "hard shell, but the meat inside is delicious."




Anonymous
 

bogus bill

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utah
Forgive me but I cant resist.
There was this cannibal butcher shop. They had a price list up.
Russian brains $3.00 lb
American brains $4.00 lb
African brains $2.50 lb
Mexican brains $0.50 lb
Polish brains $12.75 lb
A customer came in, checked the prices and asked the butcher, "How come so much for the polish brains?" The butcher said, Hey! You got any idea how many heads I have to crack to get a pound?
 
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