Staring down the barrel of....
He doesn't know which end of the tube the round comes out of.
Shot himself in the foot (or other body part).
Got a .44 Magnum mouth and a .22 Short brain.
Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the inside.
This gun turns money into noise and fun.
I'd have had a better chance hitting the target if I'd thrown the gun at it.
Trigger breaks like a glass rod.
Trigger feels like a half-mile of rough road.
Out here, "due process" is a bullet. (Numerous John Wayne movies.)
STEN gun in hand where the gun is law (Warren Zevon lyric, "Jungle Work.")
They say love conquers all, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun (Another Warren Zevon lyric, "Searching for a Heart.")
Saw this one in a photo of a bunch of USAF A-7 pilots in the Vietnam War (Wyandot Jim will like it): MEN WITH GUNS GOING SOMEWHERE TO DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS