A classic but the art is in the telling, by the master himself
There's a longer, bawdier version of this joke, but this version gets it done!This old Italian guy tells his son
"Today is your 21st birthday, Ima gonna taka you to the gun store and buy you a nice pistol". The kid says "I don't like guns, I want a watch". Papa says "What are you gonna say to a burglar "? ... "Time to go?"
I was being polite and protecting the mailman!There's a longer, bawdier version of this joke, but this version gets it done!
I know that guy! He was hunting one time and nature called. He didn't have any toilet paper and hollered to his buddy to see if he had any. His buddy said... "use a dollar"... He comes back to his buddy with crap on his fingers and his buddy asked him what happened... He says "I didn't have a dollar bill so used 4 quarters instead"Two friends are out hunting when one gets shot, the friend calls 911 and tells them his friend is shot and he thinks he's dead, send help, OK help is on it's way says the operator, before I tell you what you can do, are you sure he's dead? hold on the friend says, the operator hears a loud boom, friend comes back to the phone, OK now what?
the right is to scared to say the reason for this was because the US was over 90% White mostly Christian. there are over 400 languages spoken in NYC
It has worse than decayed. A generation and a half has grown up with minimal face-to-face interaction, communicating more often with texts and internet. No way to understand or learn empathy. This same generation was bought up with "positive reenforcement" ( " I'm sorry that you are angry and broke my favorite whatever. How can I make you feel better?" . In other words, no consequences for bad behavior. Combine no empathy and no fear of consequences and what you have is sociopath in training. THAT is what we are dealing with. Forget guns for a second. We also have mass stabbings, people driving up un the sidewalk to kill randomly, People shoving strangers in front of subways, and people walking down the street randomly punching old ladies in the face because......why not? THAT is what we are dealing with. Sociopathic violence will always find a way, guns or not.