That's an old, old joke, but still VERY funny. Thanks for reminding me of it.I will always remember the first time I "had" to take the wife hunting, (after years of nagging, hinting ,begging). She spent near $200 on a complete hunting "outfit". Grumbled when she had to get up 'fore daylight. I put her on a stump and started to my watch. I hadn't been sittin' more than a few minutes when I heard her shoot. as I walked up to where she was standing, she has her rifle pointed at a man and was shouting "THATS MY DEER.....THATS MY DEER" !!!! The fella had his hands up in the air and he said "OK Lady, OK..... just let me get my saddle of him"