LANDING ON THE SUN

[Scout943]

Landing on the sun

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night".

The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her entourage were watching the news conference.

When Pelosi heard what Kim said, she sneered - "What an idiot. Everybody knows there's no sun at night."

Her office broke into thunderous applause.

I am pretty sure this is all true.

 

[SR1911SHOOTER]

Not too sure about the kid with the sugar bowl haircut, But I
am sure Pelosi said that!

Blackie

 

[win1894s]

you can't fix STUPID

 

[daveg.inkc]

You mean Nancy "5 White Guys!" Pelosi?

 

[bobski]

rehashed joke from the www with new names added........

but funny.

 

[Conservative]

Why does N.P. always look stoned out of her gourd?

 

[Fox Mike]

Why does N.P. always look stoned out of her gourd?

Might be an improvement.

 

[Pat-inCO]

Why does N.P. always look stoned out of her gourd?

My bet is that she does, because she is. :roll:

 

[Colonialgirl]

stolen and shared

 

[pbslinger]

The first time I heard this joke was in the early to mid 1960s on a comedy album by Bill Dana where he played the Hispanic astronaut Jose Jimenez. My parents were friends with the managers of the Starlight Theater in Kansas City and the stars used to come to our lake house to party on the weekends. Bill Dana was there and I pestered him to say something funny. He was with some young babe and just wanted me to leave him alone. He responded: "When I saw you in the coal bin honey, I got a lump in my throat" All the men at the party were lit up and roared with laughter. I was dissappointed.