So my wife didn't actually buy her new vehicle until Ruger Day, 10/22. And today is her birthday. She opened the knife and read the printout that I included of the OP and my responses, and seemed amused. Plus, she likes the knife (which is higher quality than I expected). And then she used it to open a couple of her other gifts. She thinks that keeping it in her console is a great idea, so it is appreciated.
Thanks Danjet500!