Guess I should call it Humor, According to Ronald Reagan.
"Socialism only works in two places:
Heaven where they don't need it
and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We Win, They Lose.
- Ronald Reagan
'The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan
'The trouble with our liberal friends
is not that they're ignorant;
it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'
-Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime,
none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what the
Ten Commandments would have looked like if
Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress..
-Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer:
That's someone who works
For the federal government
but doesn't have to take the
civil service examination.'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby:
An alimentary canal with a
big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other'
- Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see
on this earth is a government program.'
Ronald Reagan
'It has been said that politics
is the second oldest profession.
I have learned that it bears
a striking resemblance to the first'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy
could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it'
- Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed, there are many rewards;
if you disgrace yourself, you can always
write a book.'
Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of
the world, is as formidable as the will and
moral courage of free men and women.'
- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under
GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'
-Ronald Reagan
"Socialism only works in two places:
Heaven where they don't need it
and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We Win, They Lose.
- Ronald Reagan
'The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan
'The trouble with our liberal friends
is not that they're ignorant;
it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'
-Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime,
none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what the
Ten Commandments would have looked like if
Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress..
-Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer:
That's someone who works
For the federal government
but doesn't have to take the
civil service examination.'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby:
An alimentary canal with a
big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other'
- Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see
on this earth is a government program.'
Ronald Reagan
'It has been said that politics
is the second oldest profession.
I have learned that it bears
a striking resemblance to the first'
- Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy
could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it'
- Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed, there are many rewards;
if you disgrace yourself, you can always
write a book.'
Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of
the world, is as formidable as the will and
moral courage of free men and women.'
- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under
GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'
-Ronald Reagan
