How much do you think a Sparrow can s*** inside a locked vehicle?

[contender]

Ahh,, critter problems!
Birds inside vehicles & houses. Just one of the many things I get paid to take care of.

Bird feeders,, that ATTRACT birds (and other critters) to homes, houses, cars etc are a big reason I have a job. Thanks to those who feed the birds,, I enjoy a few more Rugers than I may have not been able to afford.

 

[Armybrat]

I don’t mind the variety of little birds around the wife’s bird feeder & bird bath, but this critter that has been eyeballing me from our roof lately is pretty annoying.
It must know I’m turning 79 later this year.

 

[Cholo]

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[Big Mak]

I left my moon roof open on my 4runner once on a nice warm sunny day when I worked at Boeing.
End of shift, some pecker head figured out how to get IN but...it took a few hours to get OUT but not before destroying my interior window tint with pecks all over it and crapping all over the leather seat on same Driver side seat. Ironically it was the same day I filed my 2 week notice for retirement in 2018. My guess it was a crow by the pecks and the crap size....