My first ride was in 1972: in an unmarked Huey [edited - I originally, erroneously said "Blackhawk" because that's what my son flies. Sorry.] piloted by no-insignia Thai military. My friend (the local CIA operative who used our crypto comms) invited me to go with him. "Where?" I asked. "Can't say." he answered.
So we piled into that Blackhawk with two Thai Army generals (with no-insignia uniforms) and flew about 45 minutes due north. We flew over a very thick, 200-foot-canapy jungle highland. We landed at a small village (maybe 50 people). My friend introduced me to a local woman and told me she'd sell me jade or jade jewelry if I could negotiate with her. So I did - out of a plastic bag full of plastic jade chips, I selected one piece of beautiful, no-cracks-in-it polished jade the size of my thumbnail for $20 (US currency). And a gold bracelet with football-shaped jade pieces in it - also for $20. The lady later complained that I took her best piece of jade, and offered to sell me the whole bag of chips for $200. Clueless about what I'd just purchased, I passed.
We got back into the helicopter and flew back to Chiang Mai.
When we landed, my friend told me:
1. Congratulations. You just went to Communist China.
2. My friend and the Thai generals were responsible for coordinating shipments of opium from China to Burma (where it was processed into heroin and shipped to Bangkok, for ultimate shipment to the middle east and, occasionally, the US west coast).
3. The "locals" were KMT (Kuo Min Tang - remnants of Chiang Kai Shek's Nationalist Chinese Army who were pushed out of China after they lost to Mao S'Tung's communists for control of the government.
4. The CIA allowed the KMT to market the opium since the sales proceeds financed the KMT's continuing border wars with China. The CIA believed (this was their thesis) that KMT border wars with the Chinese would distract the Chinese so they wouldn't participate in the Viet Nam war. [The CIA's beliefs were wrong. Turns out the Viet Nam peoples viewed all Chinese as enemies - a cultural warfare that had gone on for millennia.]
5. Our 45-minute one-way flight would have taken two full days on foot. And the path hacked through the jungle during that trip would have been completely overgrown before the return trip.
After I was discharged, I attended college in Austin, TX (UT). I went to a jeweler on the Drag (main street west of campus) owned by Charlie Leutweiler, and asked him to check out my jade pieces. WELL...turns out Charlie served with Merrill's Marauders during WW II and spent well over a year in Burma/Thailand. So he REALLY KNEW JADE.
Charlie told me, "I don't know how much you paid for the jade chip, but I'll give you $800 for it right now. And the gold bracelet I'll buy for $400. Turns out the bracelet was 220 carat gold, and the jade chips were all "Imperial Grade" Jadite.
I've often wondered how much I could have made by buying, then selling that plastic bag full of jade chips.
And that was my first helo ride.
Coda: My CIA friend became one of the very first DEA agents in that newly formed organization and was responsible for detection of all SEA drug trafficking. About 7 years later, he was found shot to death in Bangkok. The DEA's official obituary reports that Bob died of an accidental gunshot would while cleaning his pistol. But I knew better - Robert (Bob) Lightfoot was a former Ranger and expert marksman. I suspect he either "went to the dark side and was eliminated by the DEA" or was killed by someone because Bob was doing his job too well. [Last comment: Bob graduated from Tulane University. He was a blond-headed, Adonis-built All-American tennis player and competed against Arthur Ash. He also chased (and caught) more skirt than one could imagine - both local and also American ex-pat.]