I understand. Some folks are born with disabilities, and you have my sympathy -- and never-ending thanks for your share of the bacon, which I will eat...I’ll go out on a limb and say I really don’t care for bacon that much.
Same for the wife. Like samual Jackson in Pulp Fiction, we just “don’t dig on swine.”
the only thing wrong with that meal is the eggs need to be cooked just a tad more >> for me any ways