Enjoy Your Shave

[Colonialgirl]

Michael sat in the barber's chair,
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.................
0Hooo Mo said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time getting to know each other better."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
Michael said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're closer."

 

[gramps]

Oooops? :shock:
gramps

 

[arfmel]

 

[SR1911SHOOTER]

CG,
You knocked me out of my chair again!
Blackie

 

[Ugly Hombre]

lol!

reminds me of..

ah hell forgedda boutit..

 

[hdxr750]

I like that one.

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

That deserves to be stolen.

 

[Merle1948]

Michael sat in the barber's chair,
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.................
0Hooo Mo said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time getting to know each other better."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
Michael said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're closer."

And I'll bet the barber was using a straight razor??? :mrgreen:

 

[bogus bill]

My grandpa shook so bad my grandmother shaved him. Years ago I was a gate guard on one assignment. One of the best looking most buxom women I ever met came to my gate waiting for her husband to get off. Soon she had the nights I was assigned to that gate figured out and she would show up earlier and earlier to come sit in my shack and we would talk and flirt. Then he came out a little earlier one night and yelled at me that she was his wife! The only thing I could think of to say at the moment was, "Oh yeah? Well, you sure are one lucky SOB"! That cracked both of them up and he was friendly after that. Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren had nothing on that woman. They both were from I think, Brazil. I soon was assigned elsewhere and lost track of them. I think that was a good thing.
Another time I was on a flight. A merchant seaman was my seat partner, he was drunk and flying to pick up a ship. He mentioned he was from Parkersburg West Virginia. I had worked there a few years prior, we got talking and found out we had dated the same woman! That led us to drinking and reminiscing. The hostess was a knockout and I now in my cups asked to take her to dinner when we get to LAX. She said why sure! Can I bring my husband?