DARWIN award contender

[bobsyouruncle]

Yellowstone Officials Still Looking For Man Who Chased And Harassed Bears

Officials are continuing the search for a man who was caught on video chasing and harassing bears while reportedly in Yellowstone National Park.

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Wvfarrier]

 

[weaselmeatgravy]

First place to start looking for that guy would be in the bear scat.

 

[Watertender]

What a moron.... Try that with a female near her cubs. He would be found shredded in pieces...

 

[BearBiologist]

What a moron.... Try that with a female near her cubs. He would be found shredded in pieces...

Common fallacy. I've explained why that isn't true (with regard to black bears several times elsewhere)

 

[WendyZXZ]

If they find him just give the imbecile to the bears and ring the dinner bell!

 

[Watertender]

Common fallacy. I've explained why that isn't true (with regard to black bears several times elsewhere)

I stand corrected. Cover him in honey and roll him in salmon pieces.... Dinner is served

 

[blume357]

So you are out in the woods and come across two bear cubs playing... the fun thing to do is go in and play with them? I guess momma is going to sit over in the corner with her picanick basket and just watch the fun?

 

[Aqualung]

So you are out in the woods and come across two bear cubs playing... the fun thing to do is go in and play with them? I guess momma is going to sit over in the corner with her picanick basket and just watch the fun?

 

[bobsyouruncle]

I'm permanently banned on another firearm site for posting the movie trailer for cocaine bear, who knew there were vigan/peta gun owners running web sites?

 

[tazbigdog]

Idiots!

 

[Fox Mike]

Common fallacy. I've explained why that isn't true (with regard to black bears several times elsewhere)

So you are saying that it is alright to get between a sow and her cubs? Perhaps I have been mislead all these years.

 

[bigbillyboy]

So you are saying that it is alright to get between a sow and her cubs? Perhaps I have been mislead all these years.

I was wondering about that as well .

 

[turd]

I wish the bear had turned and come back at the guy..................

 

[Watertender]

So you are saying that it is alright to get between a sow and her cubs? Perhaps I have been mislead all these years.

I ain't gonna be the one to test that theory. I might be stupid about some things but I ain't no fool.

 

[Jeepnik]

Perhaps we should hire a medium to channel Timmy and ask his opinion. I won’t say anyone is wrong but I know the most dangerous thing in the world is a mommy protecting her young.

Years ago my wife, all 90#’s soaking wet went after a man more than twice her size when he tried to grab my eldest from his stroller. She took him down and just kept kicking until some folks stopped her. He was likely happy to see the cops.

 

[bobsyouruncle]

 

[BearBiologist]

So you are out in the woods and come across two bear cubs playing... the fun thing to do is go in and play with them? I guess momma is going to sit over in the corner with her picanick basket and just watch the fun?

I was standing between an adult female and her 3 cubs (YOY). She just watched as long as we stayed 5 feet or so away. She just kept munching down rose hips. Touching a cub may be something else!! Besides, she might abandon her cub(s) and they will need to be destroyed (witness the recent buffalo and elk calves in Yellowstone.)

I wish the bear had turned and come back at the guy..................

You wish was granted!

Third Video Of Man Running After Bear Posted; This Time Bear Goes After Him

A third video of the same unidentified man harassing bears, allegedly in Yellowstone, has shown up on Instagram. But this time, the bear stood its ground and went back after him.

cowboystatedaily.com

Sincerely hope he knows the difference between a black bear and a grizzly! Like to see him try it with a moose or a bison ("Go pet the fluffy cow!)

 

[BearBiologist]

A group nomination:

Russian troops accidentally film themselves blowing up while joyriding through Ukrainian field

Russian invaders taking an armored vehicle for a joyride through a Ukrainian field might be frontrunners for this year’s Darwin Award after appearing in a hilarious video on social media on June 12.

news.yahoo.com

 

[BearBiologist]

And, the hits keep on comin'

Reckless tourist caught sticking hand in Yellowstone geyser

The man was also a little too close to one of the park's bison

www.yahoo.com