Amenities on Airlines

[jack]

A priest was seated next to a Yuppie in First Class on a flight from New York to London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Yuppie asked for a rum & coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a "drink".
He replied with disdain ... "I'd rather be savagely groped by a group of women than let liquor touch my lips."
The Yuppie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." :mrgreen:

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

I didn't know there was a choice either. What flight was that???

 

[gramps]

I have flew twice recently, and that wasn't offered either! Otoh one flight had male attendants. :shock:
gramps

 

[coach]

Most or many flights have male attendants nowadays. From what I've seen the flight crews are still male.

 

[JFB]

.... "I'd rather be savagely groped ....:mrgreen:

I was expecting a punchline of going back through TSA

 

[mohavesam]

yah... where's the funny?

 

[Wyandot Jim]

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM always wondered how Virgin Atlantic got it's name.
I will never fly British Airways again.