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 Post subject: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 2:00 pm 
Hawkeye
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REMEMBER what the valet who parked your car "looks like",
because we don't have valet parking!

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

To get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays . . .
Put it in an Amazon box and leave it on your front porch.

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you,
just stare straight ahead and say "Did you bring the money?"

Remember: If you lose a sock in the dryer, it will come back as
a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

When one door closes and another opens,
you are probably in prison.

Teenager mantra:
I DON'T MEAN to interrupt people,
I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

I had my patience tested.
I'm negative.

* * * * * * * * *
If you answer the phone with "Hello, you're on the air!"
most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

* * * * * * * * *

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects . . . .
Good times.

My luck is like a bald guy that just won a comb.

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring.
Spend 30 seconds in my mind, THAT will freak you out.

Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,
makes your heart race and changes you forever . . . .
We call these people cops.

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~ Don't handicap your children by making things too easy.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:29 pm 
Hawkeye

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Hey, some of those came really close to home.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 4:05 pm 
Hawkeye

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Location: Wesley Chapel, Florida
All being borrowed to be passed along to my email list !

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:18 pm 
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LOL, there is a lot of truth to most of those.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 7:38 am 
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Location: Kansas City, MO
Mobuck wrote:
Hey, some of those came really close to home.

Like rising from a couch and no sound?


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 8:10 am 
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Location: NYS
Someone should inscribe these in stone in a cave somewhere; or better yet, on a cornerstone in a big city.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:58 pm 
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More thoughts . . . . .

What sense did it make to have had Americans locked up, out of work,
socially distanced, and masked for a year, to then open the borders to
UN-American, unemployed, untested, unlimited illegals?

Get some roosters for eggs . . . .
Raise some bulls for milk . . . .
THEN you'll see that gender matters,
especially at milking time.

They borrowed $14.329 per tax payer,
to give us $1400 back . . . let that sink in.

Humm . . . 350 million people times $1400 = $490 Billion . . .
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE THREE TRILLION GOING?!

I use my I.D. to drive a car, get a job, board a plane, pick up a
prescription and virtually everything else. Tell me again WHY
showing an I.D. is voter suppression!

They don't ban hate speech; they ban speech they hate!

Joe biden is showing America what a great President Donald Trump was.

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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:15 pm 
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And some more:

Two things to make your day better:
1) Do NOT watch TV news.
2) Stay off the bathroom scale.

Not to brag, but I just went into the other room
and actually remembered why I went there!
- - It was the bathroom, but still . . . . .

When we're young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties.
When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

Just failed my driving test. When the examiner asked me "what sign
would you expect to see down a narrow country road?"
Apparently 'fresh eggs for sale' wasn't the answer . . . .

"I just cleared out some space in the freezer" sounds much more
productive than "I just finished off another pint of ice cream".

A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.

Cop: You were going fast.
Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.
Cop: There isn't any.
Me: I know, that's how far behind I am!

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~ If they can get you asking the wrong questions,
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~ The only time success comes before work, is in the dictionary.
~ Don't handicap your children by making things too easy.


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:07 pm 
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Pat-inCO wrote:
And some more:

Two things to make your day better:
1) Do NOT watch TV news.
2) Stay off the bathroom scale.

Not to brag, but I just went into the other room
and actually remembered why I went there!
- - It was the bathroom, but still . . . . .

When we're young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties.
When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

Just failed my driving test. When the examiner asked me "what sign
would you expect to see down a narrow country road?"
Apparently 'fresh eggs for sale' wasn't the answer . . . .

"I just cleared out some space in the freezer" sounds much more
productive than "I just finished off another pint of ice cream".

A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.

Cop: You were going fast.
Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.
Cop: There isn't any.
Me: I know, that's how far behind I am!


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 Post subject: Re: Random Thoughts
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:39 pm 
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If someone says "My vacuum cleaner really sucks," is he complaining or bragging? :?

If someone really stupid calls you stupid, does that mean you're really, really stupid, or smart? :?

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We will march on a road of bones. --Hunter S. Thompson.

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