I promised to tell the saga of the Barranti GP model holster.
Some years ago, Chuck was looking at my Barranti kit and I could tell he was very impressed and interested, but upon discovering the price list he was fairly well offended and put out as was his Dad. Now, if youre gonna run in my circle of pals, it would be best if you just left your ego in the truck. If not, your feelings could be devastated well beyond repair by the goings on. MikeB, to his credit, has fared well among this crew, rough as we may be. Chuck offered that Mikes leather may as well be made from Giraffe Pu$$y as high priced as his holsters were! Mike just smiled. Typical of Chuck, we had to hear about it regularly for another year before we all got together again.
To celebrate the occasion, I decided to commission my good friend Mike B, to build a holster for Chuck, right under his nose, while Chuck watched in fact, without Chucks knowledge that the holster was really for him. There were quite a few people in on this little caper including Chucks Dad, my friend Charlie who I must say was thouroughly entertained by it all.
You don't have a Barranti holster? Well, let me tell you Mike doesnt build you a holster. He CREATES one for you. He takes that hide in his hands and turns it this way and that as though he is searching for just the right place to layout the rig. He has this blade looking thing that might have been used for amputation during the Civil War that he wields with precision that makes Hannibal Lector look like a piker. He doesnt cut the leather, he enters it. He curves it. He cleaves it. Out comes the cleanest looking pattern you have ever seen. He performs this dance on a marble slab with deft hands and focus that is nearly hypnotic.
Meanwhile, Chuck is fretting and fussing, looking over Mikes shoulder all the time. The rest of us are just trying not to crack up. Never play poker with Mike Barranti either. The boy has a face of STONE!!!!
Barranti works with incredible efficiency, no detail left unaddressed, no motion wasted. I like a holster to anchor on my belt loop so I had asked Mike to cut a slot in the shank. Chuck happened to be standing over Mike when Mike reached for that big ole knife looking thing he has. Chuck asked Mike what he was fixing to do??? Mike replied he was going to cut a belt slot!
The following exchange was priceless. There were about 12 guys present all about to bust a GUT!
Chuck: "Garza, you dont know a damn thing about a holster! That slot in the shank will weaken the integrity of the holster!!!"
Me: "You really think so?"
Chuck: "I wouldnt have a holster like that!"
Me to Mike: "Maybe we outta leave that slot out Mike...."
Chuck: "Look Garza, I aint a tryin' to tell you how you want YOUR holster!"
Me: "I never said you were! I just changed my mind!"
Chuck: "You can have your holster anyway you want!"
Me: "No, Now you couldnt PAY me to have that slot in the shank"
The typewritten word doesnt quite capture the moment. Chuck is quite the tall drink of water in a equally big hat and waves his arms around like a mad conductor when he is excited.
We tortured him for a total of about 5 hours with this deal before we presented him with the finished pattern. But, before we did, we added one little detail..... My brother Henry is quite the wildlife artist. He drew a Giraffe and Mike transferred it PERFECTLY to the rear of the holster complete with an arrow that reflected the part of the Giraffe anatomy in question! So sorry, GP does NOT stand for General Purpose!
Here are some pics:
Photo credit belongs to our friend Charlie Smith!