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 Post subject: The Parrott
PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:47 pm 
Hawkeye

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So, this fellow has a pet parrot on a perch. On day the preacher comes to call. Of course the parrot starts in on a swearing tirade, and after several scolding's, won't stop.

The parrot's master grabs the bird, and shoves him in the upright freezer, and goes back to the preacher. The minister leaves after a short while, and the man has forgotten the parrot.

So here is the parrot, feathers all ruffed up, and a long icicle frozen down his beak. The parrot then turns to the frozen turkey next to it and askes, "And what did you do"?

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 Post subject: Re: The Parrott
PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:50 pm 
Blackhawk

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 Post subject: Re: The Parrott
PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:55 pm 
Hunter

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I was in a old drug store back home and heard someone say, "Dont just stand there, buy something!" I looked up and seen a parrot in a cage!


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 Post subject: Re: The Parrott
PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:43 pm 
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bogus bill wrote:
I was in a old drug store back home and heard someone say, "Dont just stand there, buy something!" I looked up and seen a parrot in a cage!

In a former work-place, an Operations Leader was flabbergasted at a loafing member of his team. The Leader said to him "Don't just do something, stand there"!


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