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 Post subject: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:18 pm 
Hawkeye

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So, this man comes home, and tells his wife he won a lottery. She says, Give me my half, I'm leaving.

He says, I won twelve dollars, here's six bucks, keep in touch. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:48 am 
Buckeye

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Oh, that's a good one. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:30 am 
Hawkeye

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:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:49 pm 
Hawkeye

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Location: Wesley Chapel, Florida
Copied to share !!

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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:54 pm 
Hunter

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Location: Jacksonville, Maryland
I guess we know who was the real winner. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:36 am 
Hawkeye
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Was gonna share it to Facebook, but decided not to. She who knows best would see it. 8)


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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 1:44 am 
Hawkeye

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I was at a NEW YEARS PARTY, in the mid 80’s, one of the nurses with a Masters degree and a cushy job, stated “ I put $25.00 into this multinational lottery, and I have won! At Midnight I will open the check, so I can share with you (low life’s)how rich I have become!” At MN, Brian opens said check worth $.36! Ha, ha, ha!
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 Post subject: Re: Lotto Winner!!!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:41 am 
Hunter

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Before I met my wife in California she won a scratch off. There was a deal where she qualified and sent in the ticket to appear on a weekly drawing TV show they always had with about four contestants they had for a chance at a huge win. She was poor, (cleaned houses to raise her kids etc) and did`nt have a phone. She put down her cousins number. Time went by and a few weeks later her stupid cousin let it slip the state lotto board had called a few weeks ago for her to call back! By that time it was too late. I would have killed that cousin!


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