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Author:  Bob Wright [ Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:49 pm ]
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A young Baptist preacher was standing out in his yard when he saw a boy coming down the sidewalk pushing a lawn mower. The boy stopped and asked the preacher if he wanted to buy a lawn mower.

"Well, I could use one," but don't have the money right now.

"Maybe we could trade," responded the boy.

"Like what?" asked the preacher.

"How about that ten speed bike in your garage?"

"Well, Son, you've got a deal, but first, does that run?" asked the preacher.

"Yes, Sir, runs fine!" said the boy.

Well trade was made, the boy rode off on his "new" bike and the preacher gassed up his "new" lawn mower. Later the preacher went to mow the lawn. Gassed up, he pulled the starter rope.

"BRAPP....put, put. Bruppp...put put phew." said the lawn mower, mpre than a few times.

The boy happened by. "I thought you said this thing runs fine," quoth the preacher.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you. To get it started, you have to cuss it good first," said the boy.

"I'm a Baptist preacher. I don't cuss, don't even know how," said the preacher.


"Just keep pulling on that rope, You'll learn" said the boy.


Bob Wright

Author:  bogus bill [ Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:23 pm ]
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A cowboy bought a horse from a baptist. The baptist told him he had trained the horse to start off when he said "Thank God". The horse would stop when he said "Praise God". Soon the horse was running towards a cliff. The cowboy was hollering whoa and everything else he could think of. Finally he remembered to say Praise God and the horse skidded to a halt near the shear cliff. The cowboy took off his hat and wiped his brow and said, Thank God!

Author:  gramps [ Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:38 pm ]
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bogus bill wrote:
A cowboy bought a horse from a baptist. The baptist told him he had trained the horse to start off when he said "Thank God". The horse would stop when he said "Praise God". Soon the horse was running towards a cliff. The cowboy was hollering whoa and everything else he could think of. Finally he remembered to say Praise God and the horse skidded to a halt near the shear cliff. The cowboy took off his hat and wiped his brow and said, Thank God!

Ooops! :oops:
gramps

Author:  Colonialgirl [ Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:09 pm ]
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Borrowed to be shared with my email list !!

Author:  gunzo [ Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:22 am ]
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If you are going to take a Baptist fishing, take 2.

They will keep an eye on one another. Just the one by himself will drink all your beer.

Author:  toysoldier [ Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:16 pm ]
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To quote Mark Twain:
"Baptists are like tomcats. You know they're out there raisin' hell, but you can't catch them at it."

Author:  bogus bill [ Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:58 pm ]
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There used to be a old saying, if you find four baptists together, often you can find a fifth.

Author:  blume357 [ Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:03 am ]
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You know why Baptist can't have sex standing up?

It might look like they are dancing.....

Author:  coach [ Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:46 am ]
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I’m not going to bust on Baptists, but other than cracking my head on a low beam in basement, trying to start a lawnmower that doesn’t want to is a sure way to get me cussing.

Author:  Arthr Itis [ Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:26 pm ]
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The difference in the Catholic and the Baptist is the Catholic will speak to you when they see you in the liquor store.

Author:  pyth0n [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:26 am ]
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Arthr Itis wrote:
The difference in the Catholic and the Baptist is the Catholic will speak to you when they see you in the liquor store.

Yes, it's all about The Christian Brothers.

Author:  RoninPA [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:57 am ]
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pyth0n wrote:
Arthr Itis wrote:
The difference in the Catholic and the Baptist is the Catholic will speak to you when they see you in the liquor store.

Yes, it's all about The Christian Brothers.



:D :D I saw what you did there :D :D

Author:  mohavesam [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:30 pm ]
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I was raised a New England Baptist, not a Southern Baptist.
The difference? NE Baptists are allowed to dance (and put ice in their drinks).

Author:  Bob Wright [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:17 pm ]
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mohavesam wrote:
I was raised a New England Baptist, not a Southern Baptist.
The difference? NE Baptists are allowed to dance (and put ice in their drinks).


For the record, I am Fundamental Independent Baptist, not Southern Baptist.


Bob Wright

Author:  eveled [ Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:15 am ]
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I have always wondered why us Christians can’t all get together. I suspect it has more to do with the leadership of the various churches not wanting to give up their power and money. Than with differences in ideology.

Sad that we can’t all be united.

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