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 Post subject: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:45 am 
Blackhawk
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Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had
eyes for each other,

And finally they got married,
and had a little sweet
Potato, which they
Called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her
about the facts Of life.

They warned her about going

Out and getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally
mashed, and
Get a bad name for herself like 'Hot
Potato,' and

End up with a bunch of tater tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would
get Her into the sack and make a
rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't
stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise
so as not to be skinny like her shoestringcousins.

When she went off to Europe,
Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch out

For the hard-boiled guys from
Ireland and the greasy guys from
France called the French fries.
And

Yam said she would stay on the straight and
Narrow and wouldn't associate with
Those high class Yukon Golds, or
the ones from the other side of the tracks
who advertise their trade on
all The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to
Idaho P.U. (that'sPotato University )
so that when she graduated
she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for

Her, one-day Yam came home
And announced she was
Going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't

Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......

Are you ready for
this?

Are you sure?


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OK!

Here it is!


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" A COMMONTATER "


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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:52 am 
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:lol: :mrgreen:
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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:16 am 
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I read this to my wife and we both enjoyed a good laugh! :D :D

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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:41 am 
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Waka Waka !!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:46 am 
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Eeeeeeewwwwwww!

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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:08 pm 
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:) :D :)

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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:27 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:58 pm 
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Coulda been worse, she might have fallen for Fidel Castro...


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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:29 pm 
Blackhawk

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Loved it


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 Post subject: Re: POTATOES
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:12 pm 
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Groan !! :roll: :roll:
Stolen to be inflicted on my email list !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:

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