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Thanks for your swift response,am okay with the price and the condition and i will be glad if you can consider me as your final buyer. I'm buying it for my relative as a gift and i might not be able to come for the viewing due to some reasons. I really want these present to be a surprise for him,and my mode of payment will be via PayPal. So kindly get back to me with the be picked up address,so i can figure out the shipping quote with the shipping company coming for the pick up after the payment on my behalf and also note to include your PayPal email id,so i can get proceed with the payment. Thanks and i will be looking forward to read from you.

Regard.

I have to ask for an inspection by someone before I give you my PayPal information. I’m terribly afraid of scammers these days and I just have to be very, very careful. I don’t think you’re a scammer, though, because you seem so sincere in your emails but I’m just trying to be stupid and use a lot of doubletalk.

I’m selling the merchandise because my dead mother needs an operation to save her life and a phlebotomy is very expensive here. We finally found someone who is a perfect match and is willing to donate her left testicle to replace the one with the ovarian cyst. She just can’t wait for ObamaCare to fully kick in; she’d be alive long before that so I need to raise some Rubles in a hurry.

You can view the merchandise at 14999 E. Alameda Avenue, Aurora, CO 80012. You can also call them at (303) 739-6187. Ask for a Lieutenant by the name of I. D. Warden. He will be happy to help.

Dan

Thanks for your mail,I'm a marine engineer presently in HI.I wish i could complete this transaction with you face to face but that's impossible for me right now due to the nature of my work ok. Am intending to use PayPal because they're fast,secured,reliable and legal way of sending and receiving money online,and i have been using there services for years now without any slight problem. Log into http://www.paypal.com and get started with them,thanks and i will be waiting to read from you with your full residential address where it will be pick up.Here is my # (347) 352-1872,you can drop me a txt if am not available to pick up your call due to the nature of my work as i have explained to you earlier,okay

Brian.

I recently posted an ad on Craigslist to sell a co-ordinate measuring machine. I got these replies from 'Eric Smith'-

"Hello,
Do you still have your item for sale?Get back to me for more discussion."

I thought that the wording was odd, but not everyone is a computer savvy, typing fiend, myself included. So I replied with my phone # and told him to give me a call.

Email #2 -
"Hello
Thank for the prompt response to my inquire?I hope the Item is in good condition"and when last was serviced,how long have you owned the item,i will like to know better..The reason why am asked you all this is because i want to buy the item for my company and i dont want any complain on it..so my only quickest payment option is PayPal as i can send money via anytime.Since I'm requesting this transaction to be done via PayPal, i will be responsible for all the PayPal fee/charges on this transaction,i will like to buy this item for the exact price listed so if my offer accepted let me know and kindly send me your PayPal Email and Your Full Name so the payment can be made right away ...And i will take care all Transportation Preparation for the item..i would like this Transaction to occur soon.So i look forward to hear from you soon

Please Advice

Eric "

OK, nice.... I replied that it was to be a face to face, cash transaction only, no paypal involved at all. I figured that would be the end of it, but noooo, he doesn't give up that easily!

Email #3
"Alright i understand,but i just want to let you know that i can't bring cash to you cos am currently on the sea due to the nature of my job,and am only paying through my PayPal account cos they are very fast and secure and it's one of the best means of transacting online, even in a situation like this where the seller is in some distance away from the buyer it will make every thing work fine and fast,so get back to me with your PayPal money request or PayPal email address so i can issue out the payment in time..i will like to hear from you back "

While I'm curious as to what anyone 'on the sea' would use my machine for(his explanation could be entertaining!) I think I'll just let this 1 go..... Probably a Nigerian bank president forced into exile by capitalist pigs, and currently surviving as a pirate on the upper Mississippi, parrot and all...

Like my Momma always said, "Forrest, stupid is, as stupid does!"

Wow! An Engineer! I just can’t believe that! As an engineer, I’m sure you can appreciate my love for Old Number 65.

Old Number 65 (or, Old Number 65, as we used to call her) was the first locomotive built that actually ran on mouse turds. My first job (at age 9) was to shovel the turds out of the turd house and into the turd hopper of Old Number 65. My little brother worked there, too, and his job was to collect the mouse turds from the kitchen of Mom’s restaurant (those mean old health inspectors) and store them in the turd house. That train ran from Minneapolis to St. Paul every other day and it only took 19 hours each way! Wow, that was progress in 1965!

Here’s a picture of this magnificient machine.



When I got older, I worked my way up to chief turd shoveler, a title which I still hold at my current job. My current job is to bait the mouse traps, and my title in this job is Journeyman Baiter. Next week, I am scheduled to take the practical exam (that is, the hands-on test) to become the Master Baiter, a test which is scored by a Hollywood actress, famous during the 1970s. Perhaps you’ve heard of her – her name is Linda Lovelace. However, my heart is still with the boys shoveling turds. But I digress . . .

I thought I gave you the address and contact number of where you can send someone to look at the car. Maybe I didn’t; ever since we discovered that mom needs this phlebotomy to replace her ailing testicle with an ovarian cyst, my mind hasn’t been very sharp. I’m sure you can imagine what we’ve been going through. So just in case I forgot to include the address, here it is:

One other thing. My brother informed me today of an obscure law on the books here in our county. It seems that back about 1353 or so, the county passed a law that requires a photograph of the buyer to be attached to the bill of sale for any garden rake or automobile (I can fully understand that for the garden rake but I’ve gotta say that I don’t understand why they require the photo for an automobile sale). My brother, however, is a hermaphrodite so I never really know whether to believe him or not. He has a habit of screwing himself and sometimes that rubs off on people around him. I’ll check into the law this week and get back to you. In the meantime, please don’t be alarmed if I require a photograph of you before we can complete this deal. It will only be because the local laws here require it.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thank you,

George