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2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:36 pm Post subject: Announcing the Callshot Fan Club

The Board of Directors of the ELITE ultra secret sixgun organization heretofore known as The Callshot Fan Club have authorized me to me make this once in a lifetime offer.

Whereas we The Board recognize that EVERYMAN has the right to have a HERO in life we have decided after much deliberation to open membership to deseving applicants.

Prospective members need not have one leg shorter than the other, however a hitch in ones step would serve nicely. Members should look suave and debonair in country plaid longsleeve shirts and overalls and be at least half blind in one eye.

If you DONT have a 44 special you need not apply. A proper memeber totes his sixgun in Hidestretcher GP Leathergoods and keeps a Snow blade close to repel man eating badgers.

Pay close attention, as there is MORE to follow.

tek4260 · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:48 pm Post subject:

And you must wear Crocs....right?\

Or at least have a sidekick that does?

And a dutch oven?

Laughing

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Jeff Hoover · Single-Sixer Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 491

The suspense is killing me....................... Laughing

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Robb Barnes · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:54 pm Post subject:

Dang it! I'm out 'cause al my blades are by Benchmade! Not a Snow blade in the house. Crying or Very sad

Maybe I can be an Associate Member? Pretty please Laughing

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Zeus · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:55 pm Post subject:

Who elected Jeff President? Smile

Patience Robb, membership details can be worked with Smile

I've talked with Cheapshot and henceforth, you will be known as crapshot Smile

Sheriff · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:37 pm Post subject:

About the only membership requirement I meet is the .44spec..... Crying or Very sad

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aka 'Crackshot' proud member of the Callshot Fan Club.

Otony · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:42 pm Post subject:

No Snow blade, but I am deaf in one ear, my son ans daughter wear Crocs, and I gots me three .44 Special revolvers and one .44 Special rifle!

I am suave and deboi, deboa, deboe, aw heck, good looking in plaid shirts 'n overhauls, and Mr Barranti is working on a holster for me.

I got another hero named Dick too, but if we gots to wear Crocs I am out of the game, 'cause the antibacterial stuff they mold into the rubber attacks my skin! Mebbeso it thinks I am bacteria?
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Jeff Hoover · Single-Sixer Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 491

zeus said

2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:32 pm Post subject:

Thats funny, I thought the man said PRECEDENT.....?

COR · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:33 pm Post subject:

Here's my 44 spl.

I'll get my leather ordered from this hidestretcher. Any other fees or hazing?

2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:36 pm Post subject:

TEK4260, you must be a part of our misbegotten youth. Fortunately for you, we are here to provide you with guidance and show you the error of your ways.

Sixshot, is in fact Callshots SIDEKICK. He also carrys his lunch sack, provides guide services (gutting and skinning) and of course camp manservant chores. CALLSHOT IS THE MAN!!!!

Remember that.

Stoots · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:42 pm Post subject:

I don't have a .44 Special, but I do have a SBH in .44 Magnum that shoots .44 Special.

Can I get in on a technicality?

Very Happy

If not, will the membership committee consider my devotion to the Alchemy of Cast Iron Cooking? Ya'll know I love me some black iron vittles. Are ya'll open to food bribes?

Chicken and dumplings?

Cobbler?

So, what say you all?

Wink

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2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:43 pm Post subject:

All of the members of the Callshot Fan Club hunt with the classic sixgun in the fairchase style.

Hoover is aka OneShot. (speaks to his elk hunting prowess)
Zues is aka MultiShot (speaks to HIS elk hunting prowess)
MB is aka LongShot (what, do YOU own any of his leather?)
Fowler is OverShot (again, speaking to his elk hunting prowess)
Ken is SteelShot (he is rough on the silhouettes)
Robb is aka CrapShot (what? he pumps poop!)
2 dogs is aka CheapShot (speaks to my tenderness)
The Meathammer is aka Sixshot (like like Robin to Batman)

So it shall be known....

2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:48 pm Post subject:

WOW STOOTS! Just tell me if I were to open your bathroom cabinet I would spy a bottle of Hai Karate or Old Spice or both and YOURE IN LIKE FLINT and shall heretofore be known as SURESHOT!

2 dogs · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:00 pm Post subject:

So COR, can you manage a LIMP? Are you willing to put one of your own eyes out? Ye shall henceforth be known as SLAPSHOT!