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[Colonialgirl]

Just don't pass gas until the bubble solution is ALL out of your system.
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[Pal Val]

A dumb roommate in college found out the hard way that "Lemon Power" dishwash liquid makes a lousy lemonade. Made like a king for a day - He sat on the porcelain "throne" and "rained".

I called my cousin, who is an MD, and he told me my roomate would be OK, no need for medical treatment. He laughed his brains out while telling me this.
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Val

Ending crime by banning guns is like ending pneumonia by banning coughing.

[graygun]

Well,at least you gave the wife,and others,a good laugh.

[Jimbo357mag]

My dog used to like to eat soap, don't ask me why. One day he got in the bath tub and ate a whole bar of soap and half of the wrapper. After a call to the vet and advise to give him lots of water and just watch him we had quite a few chuckles when bubbles were coming out of both ends.

Remind me to tell ya the story about the missing box of crayons sometime.

...Jimbo
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"There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the Earth." "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

[CDFingers]

It would have been neat to be a fly on the wall for your first burp.

Funny tale, and thanks for posting.

CDFingers
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I been gamblin' here abouts for ten good solid years
And if I told you 'bout all that went down, it would burn off both your ears

[Chris]

lmao
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We should not forget that the spark which ignited the American Revolution was caused by the British attempt to confiscate the firearms of the colonists.

[volshooter]

Glad ya'll got a good laugh. Looking back it is funny.

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